A soldier and his squirrel.
Soldiers in Belarus found a little squirrel and brought it to the Warrant officer. The squirrel was very weak and about to die, so the officer took care of it and fed it like a baby every four hours.
Three months ago the guy left the army and now works as a taxi driver and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes!
Be still my beating heart.
oh my god.
- Nine: no rose paradoxes are serious stuff DONT TOUCH THE BABY
- Ten: okay fine we can have a few but be careful okay
- Eleven: FREE PARADOXES FOR EVERYBODY HERE YOU GO AMY HERE YOU GO RORY FOUR FOR YOU RIVER SONG YOU GO RIVER SONG
- Cas in Season 4: I'm an Angel, you shit.
- Cas in Season 5: I'm a Shit Angel.
- Cas in Season 6: I am the Shit.
- Cas in Season 7: I lost my Shit.
- Cas in Season 8: Shit Shit Shit.